January 2011
Whenever you meet someone for the first time, you’re not meeting the actual...
– Xenocrates (via katelizabeth)
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I am always forgetting how inappropriate movies that I like are before watching them with my Dad.
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Brandon: I'm drunk, bitches!
Don't drink and drive - and don't ride with...
blua:
”Tipsy Tow” offered by AAA: You don’t have to be an a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on new year’s eve/day they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. I can’t stress this enough. If you or someone you know has had their life affected by the carelessness of a drunk driver you’ll understand.
December 2010
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Now comes the mystery.
– Henry Ward Beecher d. March 8, 1887 (last words)
A Collection of Epic Last Words →
theimmigrantskid:
I bet Pudge already knows all of them.
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My mom and brother just left for a really long...
they better come home with a puppy
The awkward moment when you have 36 presents but...
helloemilyjane:
What if you could go back in time, and take all those hours of pain and darkness...
– Donnie Darko (via blua)
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it's my birthday it's my birthday it's my birthday...
I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.
– Edgar Allan Poe (via pyrexia)
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Seventeen for three more hours.
This year, I learned so much about myself and those around me and those not around me and I am so proud of myself and where I am headed. Eighteen is such a symbolic number and I feel like this last year of legal childhood was definitely perfect, in a twisted, secure, um, Seventeen-like way.
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You must live in the present, launch yourself on every wave, find your eternity...
– Henry David Thoreau (via eelesa)
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Do you believe in magic?
– Ryan Gosling in GQ
All time is all time. It does not change. It does not lend itself to warnings or...
– Kurt Vonnegut “Slaughterhouse Five”
Twenty years from now, you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do...
– Mark Twain (via dreamsofteenmachines)
One food I could eat for the rest of my life:
hypnopaedia:
potatoes
waveforms replied to your post:WE ARE 20 MINUTES LATER THAN YESTERDAY AND…
i love harry potter and yet somehow this is still the gayest thing i’ve ever read in my entire life
shut the fuck up roiley
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I would be at WWOHP and only realize Tom Felton was there too after we left.